Tuesday, June 02, 2009

My take

Recent events in the news:

Southeast Asia's most wanted criminal caught

If there was ever a national cover up of obvious proportions, this is it. Sure a damn convenient excuse to say he was being observed in order to capture the others. But when he was captured, were there any others? Trying to squirm from the fact that you fags don't even realised he was living right under your nose for the entire duration aren't you? I swear, the competence of your police officers should be your bigger worry, not JI members.

North Korea goes nuclear, fires missiles and threatens war

Insecurity? Feels more like impotence. This failed state behaves like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum when it doesn't get its way or is ignored altogether. I say, either grow up or just nuke the bastards to kingdom come.

GM goes bust

About time. This AMERICAN obsession with depleting the global oil supply as quickly as possible is going to kill us all. All that stored energy going to waste on inefficient and ridiculously big vehicles, belching out more carbon monoxide per mile and keeping the "American dream" alive. I say good riddance. And go suck a tree branch too Chrysler.

Global Pandemic

It's big, it's bad, it's harmless?! The H1N1 virus is actually weaker than normal flu?! So what's causing such a panic? Fear of death. Even though the US is a well-known hot spot, it's unbelievable that people are still stupid enough to be going there. Simply because these dumb pricks have that "it'll never happen to me" mentality. Now that they've brought it back home, I hope you're happy now.

17 year old model flees from husband, the prince of Kelantan, citing abuse

You're only 17 years old! Don't tell me you know what is love! Blinded by the glamour and the riches weren't you? Disappointed with the reality? You got what was coming you stupid bitch!

The writer wishes to reiterate that the views aired are his own and does not reflect the views of the general public, whom he thinks are a bunch of idiots anyway.

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